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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsFeeding spreadsheets to the machine until your existence is a rounding error.
Junior Excel wizard, aspiring macro-economic master.
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Econometrics without the existential dread.
bzzt.youAI▸ ECONPREDICTOR V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters noisy data before it hits production
You clean datasets, update charts for presentations, and perform basic regression analysis. You spend your day in Excel.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when the raw survey data is fundamentally flawed and lying to you.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin scrubbing your CSV files automatically every morning.
Month 4
Your Excel sheets are migrated to a cloud-based automated processing engine.
Month 8
Design agents now pull data directly from servers to create slides.
Month 12
AI models generate your forecasts faster than your human brain can.
Month 13 · D-Day
The assistant role is deleted as the model handles everything autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 cups
Coffee intake per model
12
VLOOKUP errors per day
89%
Charts redone to fix color
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the Financial Times.
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