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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Assistant Engineer jobs? · Latest report #8hggb4zi
Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet filter with a hard hat.
Junior status, senior exhaustion, masters of the field folder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paperwork that generates itself.
glub.youAI▸ SITESCRIBE 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects the site manager's budget errors
You track site progress and organize paperwork. You exist primarily to ensure the real engineers are never bothered.
The one thing AI can't do
You can visually confirm if a pipe is leaking before the sensors even trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes contractor texts to populate your daily reports automatically.
Month 5
Vision sensors track material levels without you counting them manually.
Month 10
An algorithm flags missing signatures before they become a project bottleneck.
Month 15
The Gantt chart updates itself when site sensors report progress.
Month 22 · D-Day
The site runs on pure telemetry, rendering your administrative presence redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
482
Spreadsheet entries per day
Excessive
Coffee consumption rate
40%
Time spent finding files
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and a firm digital handshake.
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