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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a human recording device that needs expensive bathroom breaks.
Human audio-playback unit with a fluctuating internal spirit level.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect native-level pronunciation without the small talk.
help!youAI▸ LINGOBOT AI-SENSEI▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
corrects pronunciation without sighs of annoyance
You recite scripted dialogues and stand around while students struggle with grammar. You are essentially a living textbook.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is actually paying attention versus just daydreaming in class.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Tablets replace your repetitive vocal drills with perfect audio samples.
Month 7
Algorithms generate your daily classroom activities based on student performance.
Month 16
Large interactive screens manage your classroom presence and student focus.
Year 2.2
Sensors track student engagement levels better than your tired eyes ever could.
Year 3 · D-Day
A single server rack replaces the need for your physical presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
72 percent
Average student confusion rate
1200 yearly
Hours spent nodding politely
4 cups
Coffee intake during breaks
Your severance
A one-way ticket and a laminated kanji chart.
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