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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYou chart routes and order snacks, but algorithms scout faster.
Tight end specialist and designated keeper of the spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coaching intelligence without the emotional baggage.
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projects perfect blocking schemes instantly
You coach tight ends, manage team logistics, and handle recruitment administration. Your clipboard is essentially a legacy storage device.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a recruit in the eye and lie about playing time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes film to rank high school prospects automatically.
Month 6
Smart inventory sensors manage team food orders and travel.
Month 15
Machine learning agents design more effective route patterns.
Year 2
AR headsets guide players through drills without your presence.
Year 3 · D-Day
The playbook is fully automated and your access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
24,000 hourly
Recruitment emails processed
99 percent
Route optimization efficiency
0 errors
Food order precision
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the stadium concession stand.
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