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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour clipboard is just a fancy way to hold a sinking ship.
Expert in spreadsheet logistics and lukewarm shift handovers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquid profit in every single pour.
toast.youAI▸ PUBBOT NEXUS 3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restocks the cellar while ignoring passive-aggression
You juggle staff schedules, count kegs, and pretend the craft beer menu justifies the prices.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can convince a rowdy patron that closing time is actually in five minutes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart inventory software takes over manual keg and spirit ordering.
Month 7
Algorithms predict staff needs better than your gut feeling ever could.
Month 16
Payment-only kiosks remove the need for daily drawer balancing.
Year 2.1
Weight-sensitive shelving units automatically update stock levels in real time.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The pub runs perfectly without you, leaving only the ghost of your clipboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2
kegs spilled per month
11
staff arguments resolved
800
beer menu updates
Your severance
A crate of expired IPA and a pat on back.
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