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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthCounting other people's money while your own job evaporates.
Professional referee for people who hate losing money.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The house always wins, especially on overhead.
stretchy.youAI▸ PITBOSS-GPT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
enforces house rules with zero hesitation
You monitor cash game tables and handle floor disputes. You manage shift schedules and ensure gaming compliance reporting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact nervous twitch of a player bluffing an all-in bet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
An algorithm takes over the dealer shift rotation logic.
Month 8
Vision models flag suspicious behavior better than human eyes.
Month 19
Table sensors verify card states and settle payouts automatically.
Year 2.3
The system reports financial data to regulators in real-time.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The floor manager is replaced by a central kiosk interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4 daily
Average ruling disputes
6 hours
Time spent on spreadsheets
5 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A deck of cards and a bus pass.
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