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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou organize the chaos that machines are about to optimize away.
Master of spreadsheets, HVAC repairs, and vendor excuses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The building manages itself perfectly now.
toast.youAI▸ FACILITYCORE OS▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules preventative repairs during low traffic
You manage repair schedules, building compliance, and vendor contracts for physical offices. You juggle emergencies and maintenance logs daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the breakroom air conditioner sounds slightly wrong before it breaks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your vendor contacts and contracts move to the cloud.
Month 5
IoT devices monitor temperatures and equipment health in real time.
Month 10
The software identifies needed parts and orders them without input.
Month 15
AI dispatches the nearest repair team based on live telemetry.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a thank you note from the building operating system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 per day
Coffee spills handled
120 percent
Vendor email anxiety
892 pending
Unread work tickets
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium breakroom coffee pods.
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