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November 15, 2031
In 5 years, 1 monthA glorified babysitter for teenagers who have better Wi-Fi than you.
The adult in the building who gets no sleep.
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Total pastoral care via automated surveillance.
no no noyou▸ DORMGUARD PRIME 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
enforces curfew with thermal motion tracking
You monitor dorm hallways, manage room inspections, and handle late-night minor medical or disciplinary crises.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a student sneaking out just by the creak of the floorboards.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors replace your nightly rounds with automated room monitoring.
Month 10
Computer vision detects crying students before you hear them.
Year 2.2
Smart bulbs and speakers replace your morning wake-up calls.
Year 3.3
Algorithms dictate room changes based on personality data.
Year 5 · D-Day
The dorm becomes a fully self-managed, human-free secure zone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
0.1 seconds
Average lights-out enforcement speed
42
Tantrums neutralized daily
0 percent
Dormitory sanity retention
Your severance
One free year of silence in a soundproof box.
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