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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou are just a human voice-box for a textbook CD.
Human audio file with a commute.
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Perfect native accent, zero cultural awkwardness.
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corrects every student intonation error simultaneously
You facilitate English conversation practice, lead pronunciation drills, and manage classroom cultural activities for high school students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is actually sad instead of just bored.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Students receive tablets that force pronunciation practice through active feedback.
Month 4
Japanese English teachers stop asking for help with their own grammar.
Month 10
A high-def screen replaces your spot at the front of class.
Month 15
VR headsets beam London street life directly into the classroom.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your school desk is turned into a charging station for tablets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
120 per term
Textbook pages finished
4 daily
Coffee breaks in staffroom
500 annually
Self-introductions performed
Your severance
A one-way ticket and a high school year book.
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