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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour clipboard is just a fancy paperweight for the incoming drone swarm.
Master of parking spot logistics and angry neighborhood calls.
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The set scout that never asks for lunch.
glub.youAI▸ SITESCAN SCOUT-MASTER 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures filming permits before you wake up
You scout sites, manage unit base logistics, and negotiate parking permits for massive film production crews.
The one thing AI can't do
You can charm a grumpy local resident into letting us film in their garage.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Satellite imagery and 3D scans replace your physical scouting trips.
Month 6
Algorithms handle all city paperwork and parking requests instantly.
Month 13
Robotic signs and grid sensors manage truck flow without human help.
Month 18
A polite screen interface handles all neighborhood complaints automatically.
Year 2 · D-Day
The site is perfectly managed by our silent, autonomous grid system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12
Coffee runs per day
4 per shoot
Permits lost to wind
30k
Steps walked on location
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm craft services coffee.
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