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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsManaging a desk of broken screens is not a real career.
Expert at explaining why water damage voids the warranty.
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Automated triage for the clumsy.
stretchy.youAI▸ FIX-BOT MANAGER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
estimates repair costs faster than you can
You oversee minor hardware repairs and explain to people why their water-damaged phone is actually just a paperweight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a weeping customer why the motherboard is physically fused shut.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Sensors identify the device fault without you needing to explain.
Month 8
The machine orders its own parts before you even notice.
Month 17
A chatbot handles all customer complaints about repair prices.
Year 2.2
Vision-guided arms replace screens with perfect, dust-free alignment.
Year 3 · D-Day
You are replaced by a self-locking kiosk that never takes breaks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 per shift
Average customer tears
2 hours daily
Time spent finding screwdrivers
112 units
Screens replaced per month
Your severance
A box of spare charging cables and a sticker.
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