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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour brand's heritage is just a database entry waiting for deletion.
Professional adjectives-weaver for luxury bologna
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Crafting premium narratives without the human filler.
glub.youAI▸ CONTENTGEN BUTCHER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite ads for artisanal sausage
You draft emails about artisanal sausages and schedule social posts for meat products that have no real personality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pretend that a processed hot dog is a rustic life experience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your brand history is uploaded into a marketing language model.
Month 4
AI starts running social campaigns with higher click-through rates.
Month 8
Smart software writes and sends your newsletters without human intervention.
Month 13
Presentation decks are generated by an algorithm reading sales trends.
Month 18 · D-Day
The assistant role is removed as the software manages everything autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42
Emails drafted per week
11
Average buzzwords per ad
18 hours
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime supply of vacuum-packed imitation jerky.
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