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Will AI replace Assistant Mathematics Professor jobs? · Latest report #4w2t4nep
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsEnjoy teaching undergraduates before the LLM corrects your proofing errors.
Tenure-track academic drowning in grading and grant bureaucracy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite tenure without the faculty meeting.
no no noyou▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
derives infinite theorems per second
You spend days grading endless calculus problem sets and lecturing to glazed-over students. Your research time is mostly spent fighting LaTeX formatting and securing dwindling grant funding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell when a student is lying about their family emergency.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your lecture notes and papers are ingested into a private pedagogical model.
Month 5
Vision models scan student homework to flag logic errors faster than a human could.
Month 10
An interactive chatbot handles student confusion regarding complex set theory with perfect patience.
Month 16
Synthesized research proposals secure funding without you ever touching a keyboard.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department board replaces your salary line item with a server maintenance fee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.002s
grading latency
infinite
office hours
10k/day
publishing rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to MathOverflow and a handshake.
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