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Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2046
In 20 yearsDeath is constant, but your messy physical involvement is not.
Dressing the departed, hiding the evidence of life.
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You handle body preparation, embalming chemicals, and casket logistics. Your presence is a biological liability.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle weight of a room that no sensor currently understands.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors regulate the exact volume of chemicals without your shaky hands.
Year 4
Robotic arms handle the delicate clothing adjustments for viewing.
Year 8
Autonomous carts replace your heavy lifting during casket transport.
Year 14
A screen handles the awkward questions you currently struggle through.
Year 20 · D-Day
The facility is fully automated; you are officially a biological surplus.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
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embalming fluid spilled
100 percent
human error potential
critical
unnecessary empathy output
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