Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Assistant Physician jobs? · Latest report #tii66ngx
Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2042
In 16 yearsDiagnosing patients is a pattern match, and machines excel at patterns.
Clinical note-taker currently distracted by electronic health records
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clinical precision without the biological overhead.
stretchy.youAI▸ CLINICFLOW SENTINEL-7▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates clinical risks before the patient speaks
You perform clinical examinations, document patient histories, and manage treatment plans. Your labor is an expensive bridge between data entry and actual medical decision-making.
The one thing AI can't do
You can hold a patient's hand with actual skin and empathy during bad news.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Ambient listening sensors transcribe your patient interactions directly into structured medical records.
Month 12
Algorithms begin suggesting diagnostic paths based on real-time physiological data feeds.
Year 5
Remote-controlled diagnostic nodes handle routine physical exams in lower-acuity clinic settings.
Year 10
Decision support systems evolve into primary diagnostic engines with physician oversight.
Year 16 · D-Day
Human clinical assistants are transitioned to patient-liaison roles or decommissioned from the care loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99% pure
Charting redundancy
0.04s
Average diagnostic latency
Too high
Human error margin
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our health-monitoring platform
Discussion
