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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour lecture slides are just training data for our cheaper replacements.
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You lecture students, grade mountains of papers, and hunt for elusive research grants while navigating rigid tenure requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a complex theory matters to an bored undergraduate at 4pm.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape your slides and recordings to build a perfect model.
Month 6
Smart software replaces the manual marking of repetitive student essays.
Month 14
An AI agent handles student inquiries with instant, accurate, formal responses.
Year 2.1
Our model writes and submits successful funding applications instantly.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The institution shifts to fully synthetic instruction to save massive costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
2000 units
Papers graded per hour
0.0001 percent
Research grant success rate
3 liters
Coffee consumed before noon
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