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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour lecture slides are just a slow way to train the model.
Master of citation counts and syllabus maintenance.
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You produce academic research papers and deliver undergraduate lecture series. Your value relies on status and slow peer review.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend an absurdly niche theory against a room of hostile colleagues.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM generates your literature review faster than you can read.
Month 8
Vision models and rubrics finish your stack of student papers.
Month 16
Automated pipelines process survey data without manual spreadsheet intervention.
Year 2.2
Interactive avatars replace you for all undergraduate course sections.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Tenure is revoked as the server replaces your entire department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Falling annually
Average citation count
40 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
Too many
Minutes spent grading
Your severance
One free pass to submit to a predatory journal.
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