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February 4, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsYour tenure clock is just a countdown to your final exam.
Publishing papers that nobody reads, cited by bots.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and scrapers replace your manual data preparation processes.
Month 6
Generative agents draft your papers and simulate statistical outcomes.
Month 15
Interactive avatars deliver your curriculum with perfect factual precision.
Year 2.2
Networks of algorithms approve each other's research without human interference.
Year 3.3 · D-Day
The department chair is replaced by a spreadsheet, ending your tenure.
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