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Will AI replace Assistant Professor Of AI jobs? · Latest report #2u75rc8m
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou teach machines how to think while they plan your retirement.
Tenure track dreamer with a mounting mountain of grading
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Publishing papers faster than you can graduate.
oof.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates peer reviews during your lunch break
You conduct research, secure grants, and lecture students on neural architectures. You spend your life grading papers and chasing citations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a student why their thesis abstract makes no sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models generate updated syllabus content and lecture slides based on the latest industry benchmarks.
Month 6
Natural language processing systems grade undergraduate essays and provide instant, standardized feedback to all students.
Month 12
Autonomous agents scan funding databases and draft grant applications that match agency priorities with surgical precision.
Month 16
Conversational agents handle all student office hours and guide graduate research projects with pre-trained expert knowledge.
Year 2 · D-Day
The institution shifts to fully synthetic faculty, rendering the human academic role entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
78 percent
Paper rejection rate
low
Grant proposal success
400 unread
Student email backlog
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own research archive.
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