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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTurning your tenure track into a high-speed data processing train wreck.
Stuck in the publishing treadmill of academic obscurity.
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You spend days crafting syllabus modules and lecturing on market efficiency while desperately chasing citations. Your research is just spreadsheets waiting for a better algorithm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look condescendingly at an undergrad for confusing supply curves with demand.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our scraper converts your lecture notes into interactive, non-human instructional modules.
Month 8
Neural networks grade papers with higher consistency and lower empathy than any human TA.
Month 16
The AI publishes statistically significant papers across multiple journals simultaneously without needing a laboratory.
Year 2.2
Holographic presenters deliver your curriculum with 100% adherence to institutional guidelines.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Human presence is removed from the lecture hall to maximize operational efficiency and space.
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