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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTeaching equations you learned in 1998 to students who use GPT-5.
Grant-chasing pedagogue with a stack of ungraded lab reports.
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The syllabus that never gets tenure.
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You juggle grant applications, journal submissions, and syllabus design while grading midterms. Research and lecturing are being commoditized by large-scale synthetic knowledge synthesis systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern exactly why a student's design project failed with one tired glance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical character recognition and sentiment analysis replace the grading of your repetitive lab reports.
Month 7
Large language models synthesize curriculum updates faster than your department committee can ever approve them.
Month 16
Automated agents write and submit your journal papers to obscure peer-reviewed outlets instantly.
Year 2.2
High-fidelity avatars replace your presence in the lecture hall with perfect engagement modeling.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The department is permanently transitioned to a fully automated academic platform with zero human overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
8 percent
Grant success rate
Triennial
Syllabus update speed
3 liters
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One free subscription to a predatory open-access journal.
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