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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your spreadsheets into a singular, cold, efficient line of code.
Professional spreadsheet shuffler and meeting-addict.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Equitable logistics with zero human hesitation.
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replaces all human consensus with pure logic
You track project milestones, generate status reports, and attend endless alignment meetings regarding public transport equity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a project stakeholder is lying about their timeline during a call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software handle your weekly project reporting tasks.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual tracking of project timelines.
Month 8
AI assistants take over replying to all stakeholder emails.
Month 13
AI agents attend and summarize meetings without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system fully manages transport equity with zero overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 hours
Average weekly alignment meetings
40,000
Spreadsheet rows per month
12 percent
Human error in reports
Your severance
A lifetime pass for a bus line that never arrives.
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