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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour calendar invites are just ghosts haunting a dying inbox.
Professional email-sender and spreadsheet-filler for cultural vibes.
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Automated ticketing and event logistics engine.
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schedules your entire existence into spreadsheets
You coordinate cultural events and market film festivals. Your work is just logistics masquerading as high-brow arts promotion.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the venue projector works.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the shared team calendar and scheduling.
Month 4
Marketing blurbs are now written by generative language models.
Month 8
Vendor coordination shifts to an automated booking interface.
Month 13
Integrated software replaces manual guest list tracking.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs the festival autonomously without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
too many
Coffee-fuelled late nights
4,200
Emails per festival
0.1 percent
Actual culture consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our own deprecation app.
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