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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are basically an email sorting filter with a government pension.
Professional email rerouter and committee paper pusher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning government bureaucracy into pure, cold binary.
wheee!you▸ ADMINSTREAM V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ministerial inbox in three seconds
You shuffle ministerial emails and track committee action items. You are the human equivalent of a folder redirect.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a committee member is actually annoyed, unlike our language models.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts auto-categorizing your incoming emails by priority level.
Month 4
System suggests replies that you click to approve for accuracy.
Month 8
Software monitors committee deadlines and updates the status automatically.
Month 12
Routine Briefing Notes are generated without human input or editing.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the inbox and committee queue.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
200
Emails per day
4
Coffee breaks taken
94%
Accuracy in filing
Your severance
A PDF certificate of your past productivity.
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