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Will AI replace Assistant Prosecuting Attorney jobs? · Latest report #68xzhhyu
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour litigation strategy is just a weighted average of precedent anyway.
Professional reader of boring motions and filer of papers
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Filing motions at the speed of light.
help!you▸ LITIGABOT JURIS-CORE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
precomputes every possible legal objection
You draft civil motions, review discovery documents, and argue minor county litigation in court. The machine does it faster, cheaper, and without the need for billable hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a dramatic pause before an objection that annoys the judge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Vision models scan and index every discovery document in seconds without human fatigue.
Month 8
Generative agents draft standard motions using your office's historical filing patterns as templates.
Month 15
Automated systems handle all court filings directly, removing the need for physical office support.
Year 1.9
Remote court appearances are handled by high-fidelity avatars processing real-time case data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human attorneys are transitioned out as the system achieves 100 percent case throughput efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.4 seconds
Average discovery review
1200 wpm
Motion writing speed
0 percent
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