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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour career is just a slow, manual database migration to the cloud.
Master of spreadsheets, defender of the registrar’s office.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Verifying transcripts faster than any human can.
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flags compliance violations before they exist
You verify transcript accuracy and ensure complex regulatory compliance for student records at a public university.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an uncanny ability to decipher handwritten 1980s transcripts that lack standardized formatting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An algorithm starts prioritizing which student records you actually need to touch.
Month 3
Rules engines automate the routine verification of grade change forms.
Month 6
AI agents merge duplicate entries without needing your constant manual oversight.
Month 9
Sensors and software flag regulatory issues in real-time before you see them.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system fully manages the degree audit process without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12,000
Records verified per hour
Zero
Regulatory errors caught
None
Coffee breaks remaining
Your severance
One free digital subscription to cloud-based archiving software.
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