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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
August 2, 2027
In 9 monthsUpdating player attributes is now a fully automated spreadsheet chore.
Voluntary data entry, high enthusiasm, zero paycheck.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time data scraping, zero human fatigue.
no no noyouAI▸ STATCRUNCHER V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scrapes league stats into your database
You manually update databases with real-world player performance stats and scouting reports for video game rosters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of a fake player being better than the real one.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Scripted crawlers begin fetching direct feed data from official leagues.
Month 3
Smart models verify player stats against historical benchmarks automatically.
Month 5
Devs replace manual entry forms with an automated ingestion tool.
Month 7
Account permissions are removed as the system manages itself.
Month 9 · D-Day
Your voluntary contribution is archived into history.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
100k/sec
Data points parsed
Zero
Research errors
None
Compensation in USD
Your severance
A warm thank you note and a digital badge.
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