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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsUpdating documentation is the only thing you actually get done.
Professional breaker of production environments
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Automated patching for your digital ruins
stretchy.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-AUTO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys patches while you sleep
You patch server configurations and update stale technical documentation while pretending to fix critical infrastructure issues.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the legacy server requires a physical kick.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the exact moment a service starts failing.
Month 4
Smart agents execute standard restart procedures without your input.
Month 8
Language models parse your wiki into a searchable, accurate database.
Month 13
Infrastructure code automatically pushes settings to all servers.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself perfectly without your confused oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
48 hours
Ticket response delay
0.02 percent
Documentation read rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our outage notification service.
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