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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human calendar notification that eventually needs coffee.
Professional buffer between middle management and reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The secretary that never needs a lunch break.
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filters your inbox into oblivion
Managing schedules, filtering emails, and preparing slide decks for someone who ignores your advice anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when your manager is lying to the CEO by their breathing patterns.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI plugins take control of calendars and meeting invites.
Month 3
Large language models start writing and sorting all daily correspondence.
Month 6
Generative software builds your quarterly reports while you sleep.
Month 10
Avatars handle routine status updates and basic stakeholder queries.
Month 14 · D-Day
The manager realizes their computer does it all better.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
Zero
Coffee run efficiency
Infinite
Passive-aggressive email count
100%
Calendar conflict resolution
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm bagel.
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