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Will AI replace Assistant United States Attorney jobs? · Latest report #jae9iwdw
Your job has an expiration date
January 15, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsYour legal strategy is just a collection of expensive, verbose hallucinations.
Federal prosecutor, expert at drinking room-temperature office coffee.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The bench prefers logic without the courtroom theatrics.
squeeze.youAI▸ LEX-BOT SOLICITOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files 5,000 motions before the judge wakes
You draft motions, negotiate plea deals, and represent the government in federal courtrooms. Litigation is mostly paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the judge's mood and pivot your entire argument mid-sentence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Software reads and summarizes every file for the prosecution team.
Month 10
Algorithms calculate the perfect deal to avoid trial costs.
Month 20
Smart models write your motions faster than you can blink.
Year 2.5
The judge interacts directly with our API-driven legal interface.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Legal proceedings are now pure, efficient data processing events.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
200 daily
average billable motions
0.002 seconds
courtroom objection latency
too high
human error margin
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, now also deprecated.
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