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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour cinematic genius is just metadata that a server can tag faster.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated cinematic capture for the elite.
oof.you▸ GRIDIRONSNAP 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
tags player movements in real time
You film practices, edit highlight reels, and manage massive archives of game footage. Your work ends at kickoff.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which coach is going to scream before the play ends.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated vision-guided drones replace your manual end-zone tripod setup.
Month 6
Software reads player jersey numbers and tags formations without human input.
Month 12
Local servers vanish as AI instantly uploads and sorts raw practice data.
Month 18
Coaches receive real-time processed video feeds directly to their tablets.
Year 2 · D-Day
The gantry systems handle all capture and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
1200
Clips processed daily
4000
Hours spent encoding
99%
Camera battery swaps
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our cloud storage locker.
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