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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour mood boards are now just expensive wallpaper for the server room.
Professional font-chooser and pixel-pusher extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite iteration without the emotional baggage.
oof.youAI▸ VISIONARY-GEN 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates six thousand variations per second
You oversee visual concepts, iterate on design mockups, and argue about brand guidelines during endless client feedback rounds.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can sense when a brand logo feels off-balance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart models index your massive library of unorganized creative assets.
Month 5
Algorithms handle all standard banner ad and social post formatting.
Month 11
An interface translates vague client requests into direct code instructions.
Month 15
Neural nets maintain brand consistency across all digital touchpoints.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server begins direct client communication.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
47 per project
Average feedback loops
94 percent
Stock photos used
68 hours weekly
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the creative software you hate.
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