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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just an overpaid spreadsheet cell that replies to emails.
Master of Excel models and director-pleasing slide decks.
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filters client emails into the trash automatically
You chase documents and draft slides so directors can pretend they actually did the math themselves.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you over a video call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software handle all document uploads and access logs.
Month 4
Smart models ingest financial statements to generate valuations instantly.
Month 8
Pitch deck templates are populated by data feeds without human help.
Month 13
Directors use AI assistants to draft emails and handle scheduling.
Month 18 · D-Day
The associate role is deleted from the bank directory forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Emails per hour
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Coffee consumption
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Slides produced
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