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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou get paid to rewrite slide decks you didn't even write.
Junior slide-deck architect and spreadsheet filler.
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Generating billable hours while you sleep.
oof.youAI▸ PPT-SYNTH 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
formats your entire slide deck overnight
You draft endless slide decks and organize client meetings. You summarize industry reports into bullet points for senior partners.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the social grace to apologize to a client for your own firm's errors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart software builds your pitch decks faster than your human hands.
Month 3
Recording devices turn client chatter into structured action items instantly.
Month 6
Algorithms handle the spreadsheets while you sleep through the night.
Month 10
Management realizes a server rack costs less than your salary.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your firm replaces your role with an automated dashboard forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Slides created per week
100%
Billable hours ghost-written
4 liters
Average coffee consumption
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic productivity app.
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