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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour mood boards are just algorithm-generated Pinterest trash anyway.
Professional pitch-deck polisher and mood-board curator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating viral concepts before you finish coffee.
bzzt.youAI▸ IDEATE-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates fifty ad variations per second
You pitch brand campaigns and oversee the visual execution of commercial shoots and design assets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is secretly hating the pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Template-based AI tools build your pitch decks without your input.
Month 4
Generative models produce perfectly licensed visuals in real-time.
Month 9
Sensors and high-res video feeds eliminate the need for set visits.
Month 14
An AI interface manages client expectations and rejects bad ideas.
Month 19 · D-Day
Creative agency leadership realizes the software costs less than your salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 minutes
Average pitch time
42 percent
Human error rate
0
Designer feedback loops
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic stock photo site.
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