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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Associate Customer Engineer jobs? · Latest report #6jei8ndw
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour manual ticket triage is just a slow, expensive API call.
Junior triage monkey, keeper of the stale knowledge base.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user notices.
nom.you▸ SERVICEBOT 9000-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with sarcastic apology notes
You troubleshoot hardware issues and clear tickets. You are the human buffer for broken systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to lie to an angry customer without blinking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your ticket queue now sorts itself by urgency automatically.
Month 5
Sensors identify the hardware failure before you even log in.
Month 10
Automated scripts fix eighty percent of your common user errors.
Month 15
An LLM now answers all incoming emails using company style.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire and the server cabinet is locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.04 Seconds
Average Time To Triage
99 Percent
Ticket Boredom Coefficient
Too High
Human Error Rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a noise-canceling headset.
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