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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsConverting your bureaucracy into a subscription model that actually turns a profit.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the student handbook.
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Finalizing the academic experience without the empathy.
blub.you▸ DEANBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates student probation letters instantly
You manage residential student life policies, budget lines, and faculty relations. It is mostly glorified room assignment coordination.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly smile during a budget cut announcement in the faculty lounge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting your boring policy memos automatically.
Month 5
Algorithm dictates all faculty committee meeting times.
Month 12
Smart software cuts funding for all non-performing clubs.
Month 16
Vision models handle routine student conduct probation reviews.
Year 2 · D-Day
DeanBot 9000 assumes full control of residence operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
112
Emails per day
4 per day
Meetings about nothing
Dangerously high
Coffee intake
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, empty campus.
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