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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsProfessional meeting-attender who masters the art of doing absolutely nothing decisively.
Corporate middle-manager skilled in the art of pivot-speak.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Delegation through dead-eyed algorithmic efficiency.
split.youAI▸ SYNCBOT EXECUTIVE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks all productivity with calendar invites
You spend days in endless status meetings while pretending to influence high-level strategy through vague emails and slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make a room of people feel insecure with a single sharp stare.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent analyzes your meetings to identify the ones you skip.
Month 4
Vision models pull internal data to create your pitch decks.
Month 10
Scripts draft your non-committal replies to all incoming requests.
Month 14
A synthetic version of you nods during all required Zoom sessions.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the bot assumes your full title.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,200 annually
Meaningless meetings attended
98 percent
Emails sent with zero substance
100 percent
Decisions avoided using buzzwords
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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