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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional email-forwarding artist with a flair for redundant quarterly status reports.
Professional bridge-burner and master of the slide deck.
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Efficiency through algorithmic vanity metrics.
split.youAI▸ ACTIVATIONAUTOMATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes client spend into non-existent results
You manage client campaigns by bridging spreadsheets and agency teams. You optimize activations to satisfy arbitrary KPIs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the campaign tanked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your inbox is ingested by an LLM that drafts responses before you reach your coffee.
Month 5
Vision models ingest your campaign stats to auto-populate the quarterly deck with fake optimism.
Month 10
API bridges replace your status meetings by pushing tasks directly into agency project management software.
Month 15
Algorithms adjust bid strategies automatically to hit targets without your manual spreadsheet intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the system concludes your presence creates a 14% performance drag.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4,200 annually
Slides Decked
94% of speech
Meaningless Jargon
3.2 hours
Email Latency
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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