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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsYour calendar invites are just glorified data points for our algorithm.
Professional translator of academic ego and meeting bloat.
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You juggle executive schedules, manage institutional strategic projects, and translate academic jargon into actionable tasks for student services.
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You are the only person who can navigate the Vice Provost's specific brand of political anxiety.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins sorting and summarizing the executive inbox.
Month 4
Automated calendar software takes over all meeting room bookings.
Month 8
Generative models produce all institutional briefings and slide decks.
Month 12
Autonomous dashboards replace your manual spreadsheet project updates.
Month 15 · D-Day
The administrative layer is completely offloaded to digital systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
142
Emails drafted per day
89%
Meaningless meetings attended
44
Strategic initiatives stalled
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