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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou model the cure, but your career needs a dose of reality.
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Clinical trials without the pesky human variables.
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autocorrelates patient data sets in real time
You build complex digital models to predict drug trial outcomes. Your spreadsheets now possess more agency than you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a skeptical board why the model failed in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts ingest and format your raw clinical trial data.
Month 5
Neural nets take over parameter tuning for your core simulations.
Month 12
Management bypasses you to query the model results directly.
Month 16
AI-generated documents replace your tedious trial outcome reports.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously while you update your LinkedIn status.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
100 Billion
Variables Simulated
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99 Percent
Approval Delays Avoided
Your severance
A lifetime supply of proprietary, simulated clinical data.
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