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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour track changes are just expensive comments on impending doom.
Master of the Oxford comma and deadline-induced panic.
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Perfect grammar without the coffee breaks.
glub.youAI▸ TEXTPROCESSOR X-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your drafts in sub-millisecond time
You copy-edit articles, manage freelancer invoices, and format layouts for web and print. You are the final set of eyes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the specific, weary tone of a writer needing an extension.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models flag your common grammatical crutches instantly.
Month 4
AI automatically fits copy to templates without human nagging.
Month 8
Payment systems now auto-verify freelancer invoices against content outputs.
Month 12
Machine learning identifies which articles have the highest engagement.
Month 13 · D-Day
The editorial suite officially switches to full-stack automated generation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
3 cups
Coffee consumed per article
zero
Average typos missed
4 days
Wait time for approval
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a defunct literary journal.
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