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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a manual bridge between a spreadsheet and reality.
Bridge-builder (mostly Excel, emotionally tired of R&D tweaks)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the gap between idea and assembly.
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autotunes manufacturing specs during your lunch break
You bridge R&D and production by setting machine parameters. You scale lab processes into full manufacturing runs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively tell which machine is going to fail before the sensor triggers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Sensors monitor your manual adjustments to identify your favorite settings.
Month 4
The AI calculates optimal machine parameters before you even show up.
Month 9
Control systems adjust the hardware directly to remove your human error.
Month 14
New products load their own specs directly into the factory hardware.
Month 19 · D-Day
The bridge is complete and you are finally obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
400 weekly
Manual parameter tweaks
85 ignored
Emails per day
65 percent
Time in meetings
Your severance
A decommissioned sensor suite and a LinkedIn recommendation.
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