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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou refine science into marketing for clients who ignore the data.
Professional translator of clinical trials into profitable slide decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning clinical data into compliant assets.
oof.youAI▸ MEDSCRIPT LOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance risks in milliseconds
You oversee medical content strategy and review copy for accuracy against clinical trial data and regulatory guidelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client is lying to themselves during a brainstorm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software links every claim in a deck to a reference.
Month 5
Machine vision catches compliance issues before you even see them.
Month 10
AI generates initial strategy decks based on trial results.
Month 15
Bots simulate client feedback to streamline the approval process.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are no longer required to explain evidence to marketing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.4 seconds
Review time per slide
100%
Reference check accuracy
negligible
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One free subscription to a medical journal you ignore.
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