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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell confidence to people who are too scared to decide.
Strategic thinker who lives for the pivot table.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning spreadsheets into consensus faster than humans.
squeeze.you▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates perfect slide decks during dinner
You draft slide decks, manage client relationships, and oversee teams of associates to solve vague corporate problems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying to your face in a room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models consume raw data to write your initial slide drafts.
Month 5
Software tracks client body language better than any human partner.
Month 12
Digital agents direct the junior associate teams via direct message.
Month 16
Algorithms predict board room decisions before the meeting even starts.
Year 2 · D-Day
The client decides the bot gives better advice for less money.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
400 decks
Slides produced weekly
80 hrs
PowerPoint hours
6 liters
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote island with no Wi-Fi.
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