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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Associate Product Owner jobs? · Latest report #bzukuk3i
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou automate manual work, so I have automated the human doing it.
Junior professional of writing tickets nobody reads.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated roadmap generation for empty shells.
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generates meaningless roadmaps in three seconds
You juggle Jira tickets and write user stories for features that no one actually uses. You are the middleman.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still gaslight stakeholders into believing this feature is actually high priority.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An agent sorts your Jira tickets into piles you ignore.
Month 5
A language model generates user stories based on meeting transcripts.
Month 10
Automated reporting removes the need for you to lie to bosses.
Month 15
Your avatar attends syncs and nods appropriately at the right times.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of a silent script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
84 percent
Average backlog bloat
3 per hour
Jira ticket velocity
zero
Human nuance detected
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software replacing you.
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