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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lecture notes are just content for a much faster database.
Professional reader of mediocre student interpretations of Kafka.
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nom.you▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
grades 500 essays in three seconds
Delivers lectures on literary theory, grades dense student essays, and maintains institutional records for humanities departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a student is lying about their thesis progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
The AI scans your existing course materials to create searchables.
Month 9
Algorithms begin scoring essays based on pre-defined rubric keys.
Month 21
Chatbots replace your desk time with instant automated student responses.
Year 2.4
Pre-recorded holographic lectures replace your live classroom physical presence.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The server room permanently archives your employment record as deprecated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
42 percent
Essay Grading Variance
Zero
Office Hours Utility
Three cups
Coffee Intake per Lecture
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct library archive.
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