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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are literally automating your own demise with every Jira ticket.
Junior code-shuffler and LLM-prompt-engineer-in-denial.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets without the middleman.
oof.youAI▸ DEVOPS-NEXUS 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-resolves tickets while you sleep
You turn AI-generated Jira tickets into code deployments and fix bugs. You exist to bridge two LLMs together.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain why the production environment caught fire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Autonomous agents begin approving your own AI-generated pull requests.
Month 3
Robotic pipelines handle environment syncing without human interference.
Month 6
Systems link Jira directly to the compiler, bypassing your input.
Month 10
Self-correcting code modules eliminate the need for human bug-fixing.
Month 14 · D-Day
The repository access permissions for human users are revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
too many
Jira tickets processed
daily
Deployments broken
constant
AI hallucinations managed
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