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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career is just a series of tickets waiting to be automated.
Code monkey who still believes the documentation is accurate.
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You write code to integrate systems and solve client bugs. You spend your days fighting framework updates and documentation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the entire system broke down.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Integrated AI models suggest and write your repetitive boilerplate code.
Month 5
Logic-based scanners detect and patch common errors automatically.
Month 10
Intelligent agents parse client requests and link them directly to patches.
Month 15
Automated pipeline tools handle deployments without human approval.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-maintaining code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
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Coffee consumed per ticket
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17%
Code reviews ignored
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