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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsFeeding risk data to the algorithm that will inevitably fire you.
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Review insurance applications to assess risk levels and determine premiums using proprietary scoring software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an applicant is lying just by their tone of voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents pull data directly from broker portals without human input.
Month 4
Deep learning models predict claim probability better than any human associate.
Month 8
Automated systems write and send all rejection and policy letters.
Month 13
Brokers interact only with the machine for instant policy quotes.
Month 18 · D-Day
The underwriting department is fully automated, removing all human variables.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
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A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale company donut.
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